Here are a bunch of videos of Jon Stewart doing what he does best, kickin’ ass. These videos are not from The Daily Show, but the other (a little less comedic) videos of Jon proving over and over the reason we need change in November.
Jon Stewart on Crossfire (CNN)
“This is theater, how old are you?”, “35″, “And you wear a bow tie, so this is theater. And I’m not suggestion that you’re not a smart guy because those are not easy to tie”
Jon Stewart on Larry King Live
“I just don’t know what it’s going to take. My mind has been blown so consistently by this administrations insistence on their own competence without ever delivering any evidence for it. And I think at this point everybody sorta rolls their eyes like ‘oh, those guys are at it again’”.
Jon Stewart on David Letterman 2005
“I party like a mad man for the most part. A lot of blow. They’re applauding drug use, that doesn’t seem good in any way”. “They give you the Emmy, which is 20 pounds of pure steel, and it has two spikes on it, and they let you go on the plane with it”.
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Jon Stewart at the 2006 Oscars
“It’s been a little bit of a bad year at Hollywood, the box office was a little bit down and piracy continues to be a problem. So let me just say if there’s anyone out there involved in illegal movie piracy, don’t do it. Take a good look at these people, these are the people you’re stealing from. There are women here who could barely afford enough gown to cover their brests”.
Jon Stewart on Dennis Miller Live 2006
“I’m Jewish with a side of bacon… so not that Jewish”. ” I didn’t really understand it, in elementary school the kids ask ‘why do you have to eat crackers’ and I say ‘because years ago my people we slaves’ and they say ‘great, lets kick the shit out of the Jew’”.
Jon Stewart on Dennis Miller Live 2000
“Hilary Clinton, she’s all about the playboy channel, that dirty dirty little whore”. “I don’t know what the senate does, I know it in a grammar rock kinda way, but nothing else”.
Jon Stewart on Dennis Miller Live 1998
“I went and saw saving private ryan … my honest thought was ‘even if they make it through, it’s so damp and the cloud cover…’”.
Jon Stewart on Dennis Miller Live 1997
“Aspen is a great comedy town you know that”. “There’s no fucking air!”
“And your bad habits, Jon”. “Pre-show ritual, jacking off into a coffee cup”.
Jon Stewart on Dennis Miller Live 1995
“It’s like an auto race you just sit there and it’s sort of distracting and it’s sort of pleasant but you’re really just waiting for a car to lose control and crash into the stands”.
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